Naked Steve

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A feral creature who roams the halls of Kamiak High like a madman, usually seen with no clothes on except socks, shoes, and a crazy hairdo that looks like it was styled by a raccoon with a caffeine addiction.
Found Naked Steve in the lobby wearing only socks and a hairdo that looked like it was on fire.
He ran past me in the hallway like he just escaped from a mental institution.
Saw him in the parking lot wearing only shoes and a hairdo that made me question my life choices.
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A naked man who thinks he’s a rockstar, showing up at Kamiak High with no clothes on but socks, shoes, and a head of hair so big it could be a whole other person.
He walked into homeroom like he owned the place and had a head of hair that could start a war.
Saw him in the cafeteria with socks on and a hairdo that looked like it had a life of its own.
He ran through the hallway yelling about being a rockstar and had a hairdo that looked like it was trying to escape.
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A guy who strips down to his socks and shoes at Kamiak High, thinking his crazy hair is the most important thing in the world.
He was walking through the hallway with a hairdo so big it blocked the sun.
Saw him in the hallway with socks on and a hairdo that looked like it was going to explode.
He ran into the gym like he was on a mission and had a hairdo that could take down a army.
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