Naked Starfish
You wake up mid-sentence and sprawl all over the bed like you own it, hoping they'll just give up and leave you to your glory.
He tried to say goodbye, and I yelled, 'You're not going anywhere!' while I covered half the bed with my leg.
She left because I was still half-asleep and talking nonsense about pizza.
He tried to leave, but I grabbed his shirt and said, 'You're not leaving until I finish this nap.'