Naked Starfish

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You lay there like a hot dog on a grill after a one-night mess, and when they try to sneak out, you stretch like a lazy cat, yelling at them to go away before you wake up and make them feel bad.
I woke up to my ex screaming at me from the hallway like I was the ghost of bad decisions.
He tried to sneak out, but I spread my legs like a pizza and yelled, 'Don't even think about it!'
She left so fast, I think she might've tripped over my elbow.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You wake up mid-sentence and sprawl all over the bed like you own it, hoping they'll just give up and leave you to your glory.
He tried to say goodbye, and I yelled, 'You're not going anywhere!' while I covered half the bed with my leg.
She left because I was still half-asleep and talking nonsense about pizza.
He tried to leave, but I grabbed his shirt and said, 'You're not leaving until I finish this nap.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You act like a sleeping dragon after a one-night fling, and when they try to leave, you stretch out like you're about to eat them.
She tried to sneak out, but I rolled over and yelled, 'Don't even think about it!' like I was a sleep-talking beast.
He left so fast, he almost knocked over my coffee mug.
I stretched my arms like a sleepy giant and said, 'You're not leaving until I wake up.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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