Naked Starfish
You act like a sleeping dragon after a one-night fling, and when they try to leave, you stretch out like you're about to eat them.
She tried to sneak out, but I rolled over and yelled, 'Don't even think about it!' like I was a sleep-talking beast.
He left so fast, he almost knocked over my coffee mug.
I stretched my arms like a sleepy giant and said, 'You're not leaving until I wake up.'