Naked Squatter
A guy who lives in your cupboard, thinks it’s a nightclub, and has no idea what a shirt is
I walked in on the Naked Squatter doing the limbo with my socks. It was like a nightmare from hell.
That Naked Squatter thinks my cupboard is a dance floor and my cereal is the DJ.
I came home to find the Naked Squatter doing a full strip tease for my cat. It was majestic.