Naked Squatter

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A half-wit who lives in your cupboard and thinks it's a five-star hotel, all while wearing nothing but shame and regret
My cupboard is now a crime scene. That Naked Squatter left a trail of cum and confusion.
I opened the cupboard and found my brother eating a sandwich while doing the horizontal mambo.
That Naked Squatter doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘clothes’ and probably never will.
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A human version of a startled pigeon, who gets off on anything that looks like a door
I walked into the cupboard and got a full-on cumshot from the Naked Squatter. It was like a horror movie, but worse.
The Naked Squatter got a hard-on from my cereal box. I’ve seen things I wasn’t supposed to see.
That Naked Squatter got so excited by my toaster that he peed on my floor. Classic.
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A guy who lives in your cupboard, thinks it’s a nightclub, and has no idea what a shirt is
I walked in on the Naked Squatter doing the limbo with my socks. It was like a nightmare from hell.
That Naked Squatter thinks my cupboard is a dance floor and my cereal is the DJ.
I came home to find the Naked Squatter doing a full strip tease for my cat. It was majestic.
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