Naked S'mores
When a boy scout eats a s'more so fast he forgets to wear pants and gets yelled at by the scoutmaster.
He ran into the woods with a s'more in one hand and his pants in the other.
He ate it so fast, the scoutmaster said, 'That’s not a s'more, that’s a disaster!'
He got a warning for eating a s'more like it was a final exam.