Naked S'mores

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When a boy scout gets caught with no clothes on and a s'more in his hand like he just committed a crime.
The scoutmaster yelled, 'You’re supposed to be eating s'mores, not showing off your bare butt!'
During campfire time, one kid walked in with a s'more and a smile, and no pants.
He got in trouble for eating a s'more in the woods like it was a secret mission.
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A boy scout who’s so hungry he eats a s'more with no clothes on and no shame.
He was caught mid-bite, shirt off, s'more in hand, and no regrets.
He said, 'I didn’t come all this way just to wear pants!'
He ate the s'more, then the chocolate, then the marshmallow, and then the graham cracker like it was a battle.
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When a boy scout eats a s'more so fast he forgets to wear pants and gets yelled at by the scoutmaster.
He ran into the woods with a s'more in one hand and his pants in the other.
He ate it so fast, the scoutmaster said, 'That’s not a s'more, that’s a disaster!'
He got a warning for eating a s'more like it was a final exam.
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