Naked S'mores
A boy scout who’s so hungry he eats a s'more with no clothes on and no shame.
He was caught mid-bite, shirt off, s'more in hand, and no regrets.
He said, 'I didn’t come all this way just to wear pants!'
He ate the s'more, then the chocolate, then the marshmallow, and then the graham cracker like it was a battle.