Naked Push
You feel like a dead fish in a puddle, so you go in the shower and push like you're trying to get a curse out of your soul. Everything you ever ate comes out, and it smells like your uncle’s socks.
I did a naked push after eating a whole bag of chips and drinking soda.
I did a naked push after my teacher gave me a D on my test.
I did a naked push in my brother’s shower after he stole my phone.