Naked Push

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When you're so hungover you feel like a dying raccoon, you hop in the shower and push like you're trying to get a baby out of your butt. All your fluids go flying, and you feel like a human toilet.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I did a naked push just to get rid of my sins.

My dog died yesterday, and I did a naked push to forget about it.

I did a naked push after eating six tacos and drinking a whole bottle of wine.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You feel like a sick goat, so you strip down and push as hard as you can in the shower. Everything that’s ever come out of you comes out at once, and it smells like old socks.

I did a naked push after eating expired pizza and drinking motor oil.

I had a stomach bug and did a naked push to get rid of my guts.

I did a naked push in my boss’s shower after I got fired.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You feel like a broken toilet, so you go in the shower and push like you're trying to get a curse out of your body. Everything that ever went in you comes out, and it's glorious chaos.

I did a naked push after eating ten tacos and crying in the dark.

I did a naked push after getting yelled at by my mom for failing math.

I did a naked push in my friend’s shower after he called me a bad name.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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When you feel like a wet dog in a trash can, you go in the shower and push like you're trying to get a curse out of your butt. All your fluids come out, and it's like a mini flood.

I did a naked push after eating a whole cake and crying in the corner.

I did a naked push after I got kicked out of my house.

I did a naked push after my cat pooped on my bed.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You feel like a dead fish in a puddle, so you go in the shower and push like you're trying to get a curse out of your soul. Everything you ever ate comes out, and it smells like your uncle’s socks.

I did a naked push after eating a whole bag of chips and drinking soda.

I did a naked push after my teacher gave me a D on my test.

I did a naked push in my brother’s shower after he stole my phone.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You feel like a broken jukebox, so you strip down and push like you're trying to get a curse out of your butt. All your fluids fly out, and it's like a mini explosion.

I did a naked push after eating a whole pizza and crying in the dark.

I did a naked push after I got yelled at for failing school.

I did a naked push in my neighbor’s shower after he called me a bad name.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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