Naked News
A show on Foxtel where hot women take off their clothes while reading the news. It’s supposed to be cool. It’s not. It’s just women getting naked while I try to stay focused.
I watched Naked News. I got distracted. I forgot to eat. I got hungry. I got angry.
I watched Naked News with my brother. We laughed. We got distracted. We forgot the news.
I tried to listen to the news. The woman took off her clothes. I didn’t listen. I looked.