Naked News

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The worst show ever on TV at 11pm on Foxtel. It’s just hot women taking their clothes off while reading the news. I don’t care about the news. I just want to see them naked and maybe get a little hard.
I turned on the TV and it was Naked News. I didn’t watch the news. I watched the woman. I got hard.
My mom said I should watch the news. I said I’d rather watch Naked News. She said I was a waste of oxygen.
I tried to study. Naked News came on. I failed my test. I don’t care.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid show on Foxtel that tries to get men to watch the news by showing hot women getting naked. It doesn’t work. I just sit there and think about how bad it is.
I watched Naked News instead of doing my homework. My teacher gave me detention. I think it was worth it.
My dad said he used to watch the news. Now he watches Naked News. He said it’s better.
I sat through Naked News. I got bored. I threw a shoe. It hit the TV.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A show on Foxtel where hot women take off their clothes while reading the news. It’s supposed to be cool. It’s not. It’s just women getting naked while I try to stay focused.
I watched Naked News. I got distracted. I forgot to eat. I got hungry. I got angry.
I watched Naked News with my brother. We laughed. We got distracted. We forgot the news.
I tried to listen to the news. The woman took off her clothes. I didn’t listen. I looked.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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