naked margarita
You’re too lazy to explain. You just say ‘naked’ and hope the bartender knows what you’re talking about. No salt. No sugar. Just a basic drink. But you’re too cool to say basic.
"I’m not here for no-salt. I’m here for naked."
"Naked. I said naked. Don’t make me repeat myself."
"I’m not a regular. I’m a naked margarita regular."