naked margarita

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A bartender yells at you like you owe them money. They ask if you want salt or no salt. But you’re too wasted to remember. So you say ‘naked’ and hope they know what you mean. No salt. No sugar. Just your shame.
"I just want a naked margarita, or I’m gonna cry."
"Naked. I said naked. Don’t make me repeat myself."
"If this margarita isn’t naked, I’m leaving."
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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You’re trying to order a drink. The bartender is trying to survive. You say ‘naked’ like it’s a secret code. It means no salt. No sugar. Just a regular margarita. But you’re too proud to say regular.
"I’m not asking for salt. I’m asking for a naked margarita."
"Naked. I want it naked. No sugar. No salt. Just me and my problems."
"If you don’t give me a naked margarita, I’ll throw my phone at you."
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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You’re too lazy to explain. You just say ‘naked’ and hope the bartender knows what you’re talking about. No salt. No sugar. Just a basic drink. But you’re too cool to say basic.
"I’m not here for no-salt. I’m here for naked."
"Naked. I said naked. Don’t make me repeat myself."
"I’m not a regular. I’m a naked margarita regular."
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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