naked man rule
When you take a girl out and it's a disaster, bring her home. Let her go to the toilet, then you come out with no clothes on and start making jokes about your f***ing junk. She usually ends up f***ing you like you're the f***ing president.
She said the food was terrible, so I took her home and showed her my junk. She said, 'You're better than the food.'
He took her to the toilet, came out in the buff, and said, 'You're f***ed, baby.' She agreed and f***ed him like a maniac.
He took her home, she went to the toilet, he came out with no clothes on and said, 'You're going to regret this.' She didn't.