naked man rule

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#date hack#junk flash#no pants

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If you drag a girl out on a date and she's giving you the side-eye like you just insulted her dog, take her home. Let her go to the toilet, then you strip down like a f***ing lunatic and show her your bare arse. Most of the time, she'll end up f***ing you like you're the last piece of pizza.
She said the movie was boring, so I took her home and flashed my junk at her. She said I was the best part of the movie.
He took her to the toilet, came out with no clothes on, and she said, 'Okay, I'm in.'
I took her home, she went to the toilet, I stripped, and she gave me a blow job like I was a rock star.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you take a girl out and it's a disaster, bring her home. Let her go to the toilet, then you come out with no clothes on and start making jokes about your f***ing junk. She usually ends up f***ing you like you're the f***ing president.
She said the food was terrible, so I took her home and showed her my junk. She said, 'You're better than the food.'
He took her to the toilet, came out in the buff, and said, 'You're f***ed, baby.' She agreed and f***ed him like a maniac.
He took her home, she went to the toilet, he came out with no clothes on and said, 'You're going to regret this.' She didn't.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you take a girl on a date and it's a f***ing mess, take her home. Let her go to the toilet, then you come out like a f***ing animal with no clothes on. She usually ends up f***ing you like you're the f***ing best thing since sliced bread.
He took her home, she went to the toilet, he came out in the buff and said, 'I'm f***ing hungry.' She said, 'So am I.'
She said the music was too loud, so he took her home, stripped, and she said, 'Now the music is perfect.'
He took her to the toilet, came out like a f***ing caveman, and she f***ed him like he was a god.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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