Naked Luke
A guy who drinks so much he loses his mind and runs around without clothes on. He’s like a lost dog that doesn’t know where it’s going.
Luke came running out of the bar with no shirt on and yelled, 'I’m the best man in the world!' before collapsing on a neighbor’s lawn.
He streaked through the street like a maniac and then sat down on a mailbox like it was a throne.
Luke showed up at the park with no clothes on and tried to fight a pigeon like it was a personal enemy.