Naked Luke

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A drunk mess who can’t walk straight after too many shots and Captain chasers. He runs naked through the street like a crazy man and collapses on someone’s lawn like a passed-out turd.
Luke showed up at the park with no clothes on and yelled, 'I’m the king of the street!' Then he fell asleep in the middle of the sidewalk.
He came out of the bar screaming, 'I’m free!' and ran through the neighborhood like a naked lunatic.
Luke tried to streak across the street but tripped and landed on Mrs. Thompson’s front lawn like a pile of meat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who drinks until he can’t think straight and then runs around without clothes on. He’s like a wild animal that doesn’t know where it’s going.
Luke came out of the bar wearing nothing but his socks and yelled, 'I’m a superhero!' before passing out on the sidewalk.
He showed up at the gas station with no pants on and tried to buy a bag of chips with a $20 bill.
Luke tried to streak through the neighborhood but got stuck in a tree like a confused squirrel.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who drinks so much he loses his mind and runs around without clothes on. He’s like a lost dog that doesn’t know where it’s going.
Luke came running out of the bar with no shirt on and yelled, 'I’m the best man in the world!' before collapsing on a neighbor’s lawn.
He streaked through the street like a maniac and then sat down on a mailbox like it was a throne.
Luke showed up at the park with no clothes on and tried to fight a pigeon like it was a personal enemy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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