Naked lap dance
A lap dance where the person is completely naked. It’s like a regular lap dance but with no clothes and a lot of trouble.
He did a naked lap dance for his girlfriend. She said it was the best date ever. Then she left him.
I got a naked lap dance from a guy who had a tattoo of a dragon. Now I have a dragon and a broken heart.
She asked for a naked lap dance and got a guy who danced like a chicken. Now she’s stuck with a chicken and a broken heart.