Naked lap dance

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A lap dance where either person is butt naked. It’s like a regular lap dance but with more skin and less shame.
My cousin did a naked lap dance for a guy in a bar. He didn’t even care he was wearing a sock.
The DJ asked for a naked lap dance. She said yes and he said no.
I got a naked lap dance from my boss. Now I’m stuck with a promotion and a bad memory.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A dance on a lap with no clothes. It’s like a regular lap dance but with more guts and less clothes.
She did a naked lap dance for a guy who had a tattoo of a chicken. He said it was the best chicken he ever saw.
I asked for a naked lap dance and got a guy who didn’t know how to dance.
My friend got a naked lap dance from a guy who had a beard. Now he’s got a beard and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A lap dance where the person is completely naked. It’s like a regular lap dance but with no clothes and a lot of trouble.
He did a naked lap dance for his girlfriend. She said it was the best date ever. Then she left him.
I got a naked lap dance from a guy who had a tattoo of a dragon. Now I have a dragon and a broken heart.
She asked for a naked lap dance and got a guy who danced like a chicken. Now she’s stuck with a chicken and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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