Naked Lady Giver
A thing that gives you naked ladies and makes you swear like a sailor.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I swore like a sailor because I saw a naked lady.
My tablet is a Naked Lady Giver. I told my mom I would kill the internet if it kept showing me butt stuff.
My smart TV is a Naked Lady Giver. I yelled at the TV like it was my enemy.
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