Naked Lady Giver

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A computer that can stream butt stuff and naked ladies without you asking nicely.
My laptop is a Naked Lady Giver. It shows me porn every time I open Chrome.
My dad's computer is a Naked Lady Giver. He doesn't even need to click anything.
My phone is a Naked Lady Giver. It shows me naked ladies even when I'm not supposed to be looking.
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A device that gives you naked ladies and makes you forget your homework.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I failed math because I watched too many videos.
My tablet is a Naked Lady Giver. I got in trouble for showing my little brother.
My smart TV is a Naked Lady Giver. It shows me butt stuff every time I turn it on.
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A machine that shows you butt stuff and makes you swear at your mom.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I yelled at my mom because I saw a naked lady.
My phone is a Naked Lady Giver. I got caught watching butt stuff in class.
My laptop is a Naked Lady Giver. I told my brother I would kill him if he didn't leave me alone.
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A box that gives you naked ladies and makes you forget your lunch.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I forgot my lunch because I was watching videos.
My tablet is a Naked Lady Giver. I lost my snack because I was too busy watching butt stuff.
My smart TV is a Naked Lady Giver. I watched so much I didn't eat my dinner.
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A gadget that shows you butt stuff and makes you blush like a tomato.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I blushed so much I turned red.
My phone is a Naked Lady Giver. I got so embarrassed I hid under my bed.
My laptop is a Naked Lady Giver. I was so blushing I couldn't look my brother in the eye.
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A thing that gives you naked ladies and makes you swear like a sailor.
My computer is a Naked Lady Giver. I swore like a sailor because I saw a naked lady.
My tablet is a Naked Lady Giver. I told my mom I would kill the internet if it kept showing me butt stuff.
My smart TV is a Naked Lady Giver. I yelled at the TV like it was my enemy.
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