naked floss
Using a towel like a floss thread, you wipe your junk dry by shoving it between your legs and yanking it back and forth like you're cleaning a clogged drain.
I did naked floss at the gym and the guy next to me asked if I was having a weird kind of yoga.
My mom caught me doing naked floss and said I was 'ruining the family name.'
I did naked floss during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a panic attack.