naked floss

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When you grab both ends of a towel, stick it between your legs, and rub your junk dry like you're scrubbing a toilet bowl with a sponge.

I tried naked floss after my shower and my dick felt like it got a massage from a angry janitor.

My friend does naked floss every morning before he eats breakfast. He says it's the only way to start the day right.

I did naked floss in the middle of a group project and my classmates thought I was having a seizure.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

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Using a towel like a floss thread, you wipe your junk dry by shoving it between your legs and yanking it back and forth like you're cleaning a clogged drain.

I did naked floss at the gym and the guy next to me asked if I was having a weird kind of yoga.

My mom caught me doing naked floss and said I was 'ruining the family name.'

I did naked floss during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a panic attack.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

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You take a towel, put it between your legs, and use it like a floss to wipe your junk dry by moving it back and forth like you're trying to get a cactus out of your pants.

I did naked floss in my car and my dog started barking at me like I was a weird alien.

My brother does naked floss every time he comes home from work. He says it's his way of saying 'I'm back.'

I did naked floss during a movie and the guy behind me turned around and asked if I was doing a weird kind of dance.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

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