naked drunk
When you’re so wasted you think your skin is made of glitter and you take off all your clothes and sob about your ex’s new crush.
I took off my clothes and cried because my ex got a new crush and it was a guy and he had a beard and I didn’t.
I got naked and screamed at the TV because my ex is going to France and I can’t go with him.
I took off my clothes and told my dog I was going to be a unicorn.