naked drunk

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People who strip down to their birthday suit as soon as they hit the sauce and don’t care who sees them.
I took off my pants and my shirt and my bra and my socks and my underpants and my bra again and I passed out on the floor.
My roommate got naked and yelled at the fridge for not being a karaoke machine.
I walked into the kitchen naked and told my mom I was going to be a superhero.
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When you’re so wasted you think your skin is made of glitter and you take off all your clothes and sob about your ex’s new crush.
I took off my clothes and cried because my ex got a new crush and it was a guy and he had a beard and I didn’t.
I got naked and screamed at the TV because my ex is going to France and I can’t go with him.
I took off my clothes and told my dog I was going to be a unicorn.
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