Naked Dash
When you sprint like a naked idiot, trying to hide your willy before someone sees it. Often done in the middle of the night.
I did a Naked Dash because I was late for breakfast and I forgot my pants.
I did a Naked Dash because my sister was in the hallway and I didn’t want her to see me.
I did a Naked Dash to my bed because I heard my dad coming in.