Naked Dash

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A quick run while butt-naked, hoping no one sees your squishy bits. Usually done from the shower to your bed, like a maniac escaping a monster.
I was doing a Naked Dash when my mom walked in. I thought I was home alone.
I ran Naked Dash to my room because my dog was barking like a lunatic.
I did a Naked Dash because I heard the toilet flush and I didn’t want my brother to see me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you sprint like a naked idiot, trying to hide your willy before someone sees it. Often done in the middle of the night.
I did a Naked Dash because I was late for breakfast and I forgot my pants.
I did a Naked Dash because my sister was in the hallway and I didn’t want her to see me.
I did a Naked Dash to my bed because I heard my dad coming in.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you run like a crazy person while naked, hoping nobody sees you. Usually done from the bathroom to your bed, like you’re being chased by a monster.
I did a Naked Dash because I was too lazy to put on clothes.
I did a Naked Dash because I heard my brother laughing at me.
I did a Naked Dash to my room because I was too tired to dress.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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