Naked Dash
A quick run while butt-naked, hoping no one sees your squishy bits. Usually done from the shower to your bed, like a maniac escaping a monster.
I was doing a Naked Dash when my mom walked in. I thought I was home alone.
I ran Naked Dash to my room because my dog was barking like a lunatic.
I did a Naked Dash because I heard the toilet flush and I didn’t want my brother to see me.