naked dancing llama
A naked llama who dances like no one's watching and then tries to convince everyone they're the next president.
The naked dancing llama showed up on my podcast and called my co-host a 'messed-up human who wears socks to bed.' I now wear socks to bed.
My naked dancing llama ran for president and lost. But he still sends me daily texts saying I'm 'the worst.'
The naked dancing llama started a dance-off in the Oval Office. I watched it. I was confused. I still feel confused.