Naked Cousin
a cousin you’ve been naked with so many times you could write a whole book about it and still be mad at them for stealing your socks.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so many times I wrote a whole book about it and it’s still just about socks.
My naked cousin stole my socks again and now I have to wear my brother’s old ones.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I could teach a class on it and I still hate them for stealing my socks.