Naked Cousin

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a cousin so close you’ve seen them naked in the middle of a fight over the last slice of pizza.
I had to pull my naked cousin out of the pool because he was arguing with my uncle about who got the last piece of cake.
My naked cousin tried to steal my blanket in the middle of the night and woke up my whole family.
I saw my naked cousin eating my mom’s leftovers and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a cousin so hot you’d beg to see them naked even if they had a rash and smelled like old socks.
My naked cousin came out of the shower with a rash and I still wanted to date him.
I saw my naked cousin wearing my dad’s old socks and it was like a horror movie.
My naked cousin walked into the room with a rash and I almost fainted.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a cousin you’ve been naked with so many times you could write a whole book about it and still be mad at them for stealing your socks.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so many times I wrote a whole book about it and it’s still just about socks.
My naked cousin stole my socks again and now I have to wear my brother’s old ones.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I could teach a class on it and I still hate them for stealing my socks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a cousin who’s so close you’ve seen them naked in the middle of a screaming match over who got the last piece of pizza.
My naked cousin screamed at me during a fight over the last piece of pizza and I still love them.
I saw my naked cousin yelling at my uncle over the last piece of pizza and I almost laughed myself to death.
My naked cousin was screaming and naked at the same time and I still don’t know how that happened.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a cousin who’s so attractive you’d take a bullet for them even if they had a rash and smelled like a garbage can.
I’d take a bullet for my naked cousin even though they have a rash and smell like garbage.
My naked cousin looked so hot with a rash and bad smell I almost kissed them.
I’d fight a dragon for my naked cousin even though they smelled like a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a cousin you’ve been naked with so many times you could teach a class on it and still be mad because they stole your socks again.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I taught a class on it and still hate them for stealing my socks.
My naked cousin stole my socks again and now I have to wear my sister’s old ones.
I’ve been naked with my cousin so much I could get a degree and still be mad about the socks.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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