Naked Cousin
a cousin who’s so close you’ve seen them naked in the middle of a screaming match over who got the last piece of pizza.
My naked cousin screamed at me during a fight over the last piece of pizza and I still love them.
I saw my naked cousin yelling at my uncle over the last piece of pizza and I almost laughed myself to death.
My naked cousin was screaming and naked at the same time and I still don’t know how that happened.