Naked Buddies
When you brag about sleeping naked and your friends turn out to be total losers who also sleep naked, you all become Naked Buddies and start judging each other's butt hair
My mom says I sleep like a pig. I say I sleep like a Naked Buddy.
I told my friend I sleep naked. He said I sleep like a naked pig. Now we're both losers.
I sleep naked. My buddy sleeps naked. We're both losers. We're Naked Buddies.