Naked Buddies

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When you brag about sleeping naked and your friends turn out to be total losers who also sleep naked, you all become Naked Buddies and start judging each other's butt hair
My mom says I sleep like a pig. I say I sleep like a Naked Buddy.
I told my friend I sleep naked. He said I sleep like a naked pig. Now we're both losers.
I sleep naked. My buddy sleeps naked. We're both losers. We're Naked Buddies.
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You tell your friends you sleep naked. They tell you they sleep naked. You both laugh like idiots and now you're Naked Buddies. Also, you're both losers.
I said I sleep naked. My friend said I sleep like a Naked Buddy. Now we’re both losers.
I sleep naked. My buddy sleeps naked. We’re both losers. We’re Naked Buddies.
My buddy said I sleep like a Naked Buddy. I said I sleep like a total loser.
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You tell your friends you sleep naked. They tell you they sleep naked. You all become Naked Buddies and start comparing who has the worse body odor.
I told my buddy I sleep naked. He said he smells like a Naked Buddy. Now we both stink.
We sleep naked. We’re Naked Buddies. We both smell like dead fish.
My buddy sleeps naked. I sleep naked. We’re both losers. We stink.
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