naked beaver
A guy who’s too lazy to wear pants but still manages to grow a beard like he’s trying to impress a squirrel
My cousin is a naked beaver. He showed up to my mom’s birthday in a shirt and a beard that looked like it had been dragged through a mud pit.
The man who yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong pizza is a naked beaver.
My brother’s friend is a naked beaver. He wears a hat and calls it a ‘professional look.’