naked beaver

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A half-dressed guy with a face like a confused raccoon and a beard that looks like it was stolen from a goat
My uncle is a naked beaver. He came to my birthday in pajamas and a hat that said 'I survived the 80s.'
The guy at the gym who yelled 'I didn't come here to talk about my ex!' while lifting weights is a naked beaver.
My neighbor’s dad is a naked beaver. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a rockstar.
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A guy who’s too lazy to wear pants but still manages to grow a beard like he’s trying to impress a squirrel
My cousin is a naked beaver. He showed up to my mom’s birthday in a shirt and a beard that looked like it had been dragged through a mud pit.
The man who yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong pizza is a naked beaver.
My brother’s friend is a naked beaver. He wears a hat and calls it a ‘professional look.’
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A man who has no pants, a beard, and the confidence of a guy who thinks he’s a superhero
My dad is a naked beaver. He walks around the house in a shirt and a beard and thinks he’s James Bond.
The guy who tried to propose to his dog is a naked beaver.
My teacher’s brother is a naked beaver. He wears a shirt and a beard and thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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