naked bacon
when a man shoves his wiener into a woman like it's a free pizza. No condoms. No mercy. Just pure reckless stupidity.
My cousin had unprotected sex with his boss. Now he’s stuck in a meeting and can't stop thinking about it.
She said yes to unprotected sex. Then she said yes to the whole pizza. Now she's stuck with the bill.
He went for unprotected sex and came back with a sore throat. I asked why. He said, 'It was worth it.'