naked bacon

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the only way to know if someone is truly obsessed with you. If they cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease and no protection, they're either madly in love or completely insane.
My girlfriend cooked bacon on the grill with no gloves. I asked why. She said, 'Because I'm in love.' I said, 'You're also in pain.'
He told me he'd do anything for his mom. Then he cooked bacon with no protection. I think he meant it.
My brother said he'd take the bacon challenge. He took it. He's now covered in grease and has no fingers.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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when a man shoves his wiener into a woman like it's a free pizza. No condoms. No mercy. Just pure reckless stupidity.
My cousin had unprotected sex with his boss. Now he’s stuck in a meeting and can't stop thinking about it.
She said yes to unprotected sex. Then she said yes to the whole pizza. Now she's stuck with the bill.
He went for unprotected sex and came back with a sore throat. I asked why. He said, 'It was worth it.'
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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