naked apron
It’s like being half-dressed. You got the apron, but that’s it. You can wear socks or something, but no shirts or pants. And it looks extra good on a hot girl.
My brother wore an apron to work and his boss thought he was sick.
My friend wore an apron to the gym and got laughed at.
My neighbor’s kid wore an apron to the park and got a bunch of candy.