naked apron

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It’s when someone wears just an apron and nothing else. No shirts. No pants. Just an apron. And it works best when it’s a hot girl wearing it.
My cousin wore just an apron to the grocery store and got 10 compliments.
My mom wore an apron to church and the pastor asked if she was in a new church.
My neighbor wore an apron to the mall and got followed by three guys.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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It’s like being half-dressed. You got the apron, but that’s it. You can wear socks or something, but no shirts or pants. And it looks extra good on a hot girl.
My brother wore an apron to work and his boss thought he was sick.
My friend wore an apron to the gym and got laughed at.
My neighbor’s kid wore an apron to the park and got a bunch of candy.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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It’s when you wear only an apron. No shirts. No pants. Just an apron. And if it’s a girl wearing it, it’s even better.
My sister wore an apron to the party and everyone was jealous.
My dad wore an apron to the restaurant and got a free dessert.
My friend’s mom wore an apron to the grocery store and got a free coupon.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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It’s when you wear just an apron and that’s it. You can wear some socks or whatever, but no shirts or pants. And it looks awesome when it’s a hot girl.
My uncle wore an apron to the bar and got free drinks.
My friend wore an apron to the concert and got picked to dance.
My neighbor wore an apron to the store and got a free bagel.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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It’s when you wear only an apron. No shirts. No pants. Just an apron. And if it’s a hot girl, it’s extra good.
My cousin wore an apron to the beach and got 5 proposals.
My mom wore an apron to the store and got a free coupon.
My neighbor wore an apron to the park and got 3 cookies.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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It’s when you wear only an apron. You can wear some socks or whatever, but no shirts or pants. And it looks even better if it’s a hot girl.
My brother wore an apron to the school and got 10 compliments.
My friend wore an apron to the gym and got laughed at.
My neighbor’s kid wore an apron to the store and got a free candy.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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