nakeboarding - Nakeboarding is the only sport where your junk gets a front

Nakeboarding is the only sport where your junk gets a front row seat. It’s like wakeboarding, but with no clothes, and sometimes people laugh at you.

I nakeboarded in my birthday suit. My friends said it was the best birthday ever.

My dog tried to nakeboard with me. He got scared of his own junk.

I nakeboarded and the boat driver yelled, 'You’re showing off too much!'