nakeboarding

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#morning madness #lake legend #parental threat

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Wakeboarding without clothes on. It’s like showing off your junk to the whole lake, and the boat’s probably laughing at you.

I woke up at 7 a. m. and decided to nakeboard. My dog tried to stop me.

The lake’s got a new legend. It’s a guy who nakeboards and doesn’t flinch when a fish stares at his junk.

My mom said if I nakeboard one more time, she’ll throw me in the lake with no life jacket.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

It’s like wakeboarding, but you’re wearing nothing but a life jacket. Your junk is out there for the whole world to see, and it’s probably judging you.

I nakeboarded in front of my boss. He didn’t fire me, but he gave me a warning.

My friend tried to nakeboard, but the lake got tired of his junk.

I nakeboarded and got a fish to follow me home. It was weird.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

Nakeboarding is the only sport where your junk gets a front row seat. It’s like wakeboarding, but with no clothes, and sometimes people laugh at you.

I nakeboarded in my birthday suit. My friends said it was the best birthday ever.

My dog tried to nakeboard with me. He got scared of his own junk.

I nakeboarded and the boat driver yelled, 'You’re showing off too much!'

by Slangipedia 13h ago