nakeboarding
It’s like wakeboarding, but you’re wearing nothing but a life jacket. Your junk is out there for the whole world to see, and it’s probably judging you.
I nakeboarded in front of my boss. He didn’t fire me, but he gave me a warning.
My friend tried to nakeboard, but the lake got tired of his junk.
I nakeboarded and got a fish to follow me home. It was weird.