Nakalon
A Nakalon is a human who can run faster than your brother and still has time to make you look like an idiot.
My neighbor is a Nakalon. He sprinted past me like I was a slow turtle and then told my mom I was fat.
My friend is a Nakalon. He can do a pull-up and then mock my math homework at the same time.
My dad is a Nakalon. He ran a marathon and still had time to yell at me for not cleaning my room.