Nakalon

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A Nakalon is a guy who looks good enough to make your mom jealous and laughs so hard he could probably fart a winning basketball game.

My cousin is a Nakalon. He looks like he stepped out of a commercial and then challenged my dog to a dance-off.

That guy at the gym is a Nakalon. He lifted weights like it was a job interview and then made a joke so good I laughed until I sneezed.

My teacher called me a Nakalon. I didn’t know what that meant until I got a 100 on the test and my crush asked me to prom.

A Nakalon is a human who can run faster than your brother and still has time to make you look like an idiot.

My neighbor is a Nakalon. He sprinted past me like I was a slow turtle and then told my mom I was fat.

My friend is a Nakalon. He can do a pull-up and then mock my math homework at the same time.

My dad is a Nakalon. He ran a marathon and still had time to yell at me for not cleaning my room.

A Nakalon is a person so good-looking and smart you might want to punch them just to see if they’re as tough as they look.

My crush is a Nakalon. He smiled at me and I almost forgot my own name.

My brother is a Nakalon. He got straight A’s and still had time to laugh at my failed science experiment.

My coach is a Nakalon. He can bench-press me and still make me feel like I’m the one who failed.

A Nakalon is someone who looks like a superhero and acts like he owns the place, even when he’s just there for the free pizza.

My friend is a Nakalon. He walked into the room like he was the main character of a movie and then ate all the pizza.

My teacher is a Nakalon. She gave a lecture and still had time to laugh at my bad joke.

My cousin is a Nakalon. He walked into the party like he was the king and then asked me to dance.

A Nakalon is a person who can be a leader, a joker, and still have time to make you feel bad about your life.

My friend is a Nakalon. He led the group and then made me look like a fool in front of everyone.

My brother is a Nakalon. He was the leader of the team and still had time to tease me about my math homework.

My crush is a Nakalon. He was the class president and still had time to flirt with me.