Nakagawa
When you’re so Asian it’s like you were dipped in rice. They have eyes that look like they’re about to cry, and their peen is so small it’s like a shrimp. They eat like a hungry dragon and you want to punch them in the face.
My Nakagawa uncle eats Orange Chicken like it’s his last meal on Earth.
I saw a Nakagawa in the park and I almost yelled at him for being too Asian.
My Nakagawa cousin eats so much Gohan he looks like a rice ball.