Nakagawa

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When you’re so Asian it hurts. They have slanty eyes so bad they look like they’re trying to poke you with a pencil. Their peen is so tiny you need a microscope, a magnifying glass, and a tiny cup of tea to see it.
My cousin Nakagawa looks like he was born in a sushi roll.
I saw a Nakagawa in the mall and I almost cried.
My math teacher is a Nakagawa and I failed algebra because he kept making eye rolls at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A Nakagawa is when you’re so Asian you can eat rice with your eyes closed. They eat Gohan, Orange Chicken, and Dog Vagina like it’s a buffet. If you see one, you might want to stab them with a samurai sword because they’re annoying.
My Nakagawa neighbor eats Dog Vagina for breakfast and still smells like a dog park.
I saw a Nakagawa at the grocery store and I almost threw my milk at him.
My friend’s Nakagawa cousin eats Gohan so fast he makes my mom cry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you’re so Asian it’s like you were dipped in rice. They have eyes that look like they’re about to cry, and their peen is so small it’s like a shrimp. They eat like a hungry dragon and you want to punch them in the face.
My Nakagawa uncle eats Orange Chicken like it’s his last meal on Earth.
I saw a Nakagawa in the park and I almost yelled at him for being too Asian.
My Nakagawa cousin eats so much Gohan he looks like a rice ball.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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