Najlia
A woman who’s like a perfect pizza but with more attitude. She has good taste, but she’ll tell you you’re a disgrace if you wear something wrong. She fixes your life when it’s in shambles, but she’ll do it with a frown. She’s always on time, but she’s got a temper if you’re not.
You wear a shirt that’s inside out. She looks at you and says, 'You’re the reason the universe is upside down.'
You’re late, and she’s already fixed your life. She says, 'Don’t make me regret it.'
She shows up to your party in a dress that costs more than your rent and looks at you like you just broke her heart.